Quirky Noise Advocates Gifts

'Your zipper is awfully loud!'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

At the rock concert...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

~ S.O.S.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"