Quirky Narratives Seeker Pillows

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

The Family Joules: Part 5

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

Meet the author.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

Atomic Bear: Part 7

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

'Look, it was fun, but I'd hardly call it scary!'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

Homeless! My Gingerbread House Was Eatern By Birds And The Insurance Won't Cover It.

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 16