Quirky Music Practice Gifts

Bagpiper in the Bath

He kept up his guitar practise...

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Piano Keyboard

Music Lessons

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Caught in the Music

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Microscope slide

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Must be one of those underground bands.

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'It's a Marimba!'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Unconventional Music Player

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.