Quirky Multitasker Gifts

A woman types with her feet while drinking tea.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I need to clone myself."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Homeschooling

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

Piano eight hands.