Quirky Moo-ver Pillows

'Right, I'm off for a swim!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Raincloud Umbrella

"I love you, you big fool."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Funky Facts: Football.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"What would you like me to play next?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

The Water Diviner

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."