Quirky Menu Collectors Gifts

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Fast Food Menu Selections

'How is the water prepared?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"....and hold the garlic."

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

The Seafood House. Comic Waiters. The Seafood House now has comedians for waiters. Fish and quips!

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"You get free veggies when you order meatloaf -- We call it the 'peas dividend.'"

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

A la Carte

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

MKT Diner

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

Teapot

Today's special - Ox tail soup.

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

"Chicken's off"

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

Press has special toaster with different settings: Elvis Image/God's Name/Mother Teresa.

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."