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"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'...Or not.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'