Quirky Kitchenware Lovers Mugs

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

His & hers towels.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Table Tennis ball-boys

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Teapot

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

Cuckoo blender

Ants take cheese and grater

House Hunters

Woman discovers a broken egg underneath the cuckoo clock.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"Egg Beater"

"My name is Cloth - J.Cloth."

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

Tea and Coffee

"They ran out of carrots."

'You excelled again tonight, mother!'

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

'Hey, how's it goin'?...So, I fell through the dryer vent. Guess I won't do that again! Is that a nose ring?...Hello?'

"It's great for quesadillas."

'OK, who's rotting?'

'Don't put knife in your mouth.' 'My forks leaks.'

"Congrats! It's a spork."