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Cakeless.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"You left this on our ship."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Fresh pepper?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ostriches making out

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Family members!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Check out the old dude.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.