Quirky Home Vibe Lover Pillows

"No, it's not an earthquake. All my cats are purring."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

His & hers towels.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snow globe

Superintendent

octopus knitting a jumper...

Carnations.

Missing sock

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Arctic Snails.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room