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"Between being totally aloof or being obsessively curious, it's a full day."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

His & hers towels.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Snow globe

octopus knitting a jumper...

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Arctic Snails.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Re-home Sweet Home

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Interesting story behind this one..."

Homes of the font designers

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Repossessed Properties.

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

"It has some charming original features."

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

House Hunters

Woman discovers a broken egg underneath the cuckoo clock.