Quirky Home Vibe Enjoyer Mugs

"Between being totally aloof or being obsessively curious, it's a full day."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

His & hers towels.

Snow globe

octopus knitting a jumper...

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Arctic Snails.

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Re-home Sweet Home

Homes of the font designers

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Repossessed Properties.

Woman discovers a broken egg underneath the cuckoo clock.

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"It has some charming original features."

House Hunters

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.