Quirky Hobbies T-Shirts

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Consenting Adults.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

The Remote Olympics

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

Llama training

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

You too can juggle.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

You are what you collect.

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'