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"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Consenting Adults.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The Remote Olympics

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'What's wrong with you?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Llama training

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

Circus News

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

You are what you collect.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.