Quirky Hierarchy Gifts

'Repeat after me, I am small and insignificant.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

Gates of heaven

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

You are here.

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

"Can everyone clearly fear me?"

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Among my fellow second bananas I'm considered top bunch."

Conglomerates

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

'You look awestruck... I like that in an underling.'

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

"...You correct me if I'm wrong only when I say 'correct me if I'm wrong'!"

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."