Quirky Hierarchy Gifts

'Repeat after me, I am small and insignificant.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Gates of heaven

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

You are here.

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

"Can everyone clearly fear me?"

"Among my fellow second bananas I'm considered top bunch."

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Conglomerates

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

"King of what, exactly?"

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'

'You look awestruck... I like that in an underling.'

"...You correct me if I'm wrong only when I say 'correct me if I'm wrong'!"