"I may be a nobody, Lawler, but I'm a big nobody."
Office Hierarchy Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that an office hierarchy enthusiast will appreciate? Our collection features clever and charming items that highlight their passion for organizational charts, leadership, and office dynamics. Perfect for those who take delight in mastering the chain of command with a sense of humor and style. Whether it's a fun mug, a witty T-shirt, or a unique print, these gifts are tailored to bring a smile to someone who loves the intricacies of office hierarchy.
Do you realise you are talking the equivalent of a field marshal?
"Among my fellow second bananas I'm considered top bunch."
Gay Times...
Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!
"The boss can see you now."
"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."
Dog's In Tray and Out Tray
'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
The Pencil and Sharpener
"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."
'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'
"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."
Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'
Swiss Army Desk
You are here.
"What's ticking away in your filing system?"
'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'
"The man who manages the worker."
Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...
That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?
Sturm & Drang
"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."
"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."
"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."
'In, out, fiddling.'
"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."
'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'
"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."
Minister's File
Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.
Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.
Accountancy
Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.
Office Hierarchy Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Office Hierarchy Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for office hierarchy enthusiasts—great for coffee, tea, or as a humorous desk accessory.
Office Hierarchy Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows featuring office hierarchy themes—perfect for adding a humorous touch to any workspace or home.
Office Hierarchy Enthusiast Prints
Discover stylish prints that beautifully capture the art of office hierarchy—great as wall decor for office or home environments.
Office Hierarchy Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our selection of T-shirts that enthusiastically showcase love for office hierarchy and leadership—ideal for casual days and work events.