Office Hierarchy Enthusiast Prints

"I may be a nobody, Lawler, but I'm a big nobody."

Do you realise you are talking the equivalent of a field marshal?

"Among my fellow second bananas I'm considered top bunch."

Gay Times...

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The boss can see you now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Swiss Army Desk

You are here.

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"The man who manages the worker."

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

Sturm & Drang

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'In, out, fiddling.'

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

Minister's File

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

Accountancy

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.