Quirky Gentleman Mugs

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Orchestra.

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Victorian Gentleman

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Real Estate Personals

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"I beg to differ."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Group hug anyone?'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

DIY pedicure

Discus accidents.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'