Quirky Feminist Pillows

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

Great British Eccentrics.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

I love the Shard

"Don't editorialize."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Snapshots in Time

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Foxy lady

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Unicorn in the Woods