Quirky Farmer Mugs

Tropical Cow Tank

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

'Oh Hi!'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Food fight!'

A Tongue Stud.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

The Moo-Walk

Free Range Chicken.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Ostrich Farm

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Production in times of pandemic

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

Thanksgiving.

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'A few over here, please.'

"See? I told you those ventriloquist lessons would pay off for us some day!"

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

Farmer Pickle's birthday celebrations were legendary!

Aaah! My curlers!