Punny Farmer Mugs

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'Oh Hi!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Show and Tell.

'Food fight!'

Tropical Cow Tank

The Moo-Walk

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Re-Tail.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Ostrich Farm

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

Short-Term Memory Foam Loss

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

Did you double dip?

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'A few over here, please.'

Fly Fishing.

No, Ernie --- Female chipmunks aren't called chip-nuns.

"You never said your 50,000 shares were penny ones!"

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

Farmer with a big brain.

Sorry about that, I'll have it back on in a jiffy!