Farm Pun Lover Mugs

Re-Tail.

I'm a Smart-Cow!

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

'Erm, didn't you say you wouldn't bring your work home with you?'

Sorry about that, I'll have it back on in a jiffy!

Did you double dip?

'You won twenty dollars in a contest? Why, that's chicken feed!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'Food fight!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Scrooge McCow

Furtive Milking

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'