Farm Pun Lover Mugs

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

'Erm, didn't you say you wouldn't bring your work home with you?'

Sorry about that, I'll have it back on in a jiffy!

Did you double dip?

'You won twenty dollars in a contest? Why, that's chicken feed!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

'Food fight!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Furtive Milking

Scrooge McCow

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Cow Keepie Uppies

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'