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"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

Family crest

'...And this is my half sister, Donna.'

"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Banana Costume

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Cat Show

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Where's your nose?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Victorian Gentleman

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Penguin Remote

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Giraffe Selfie