Quirky Eyewear Lover T-Shirts

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."