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'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"So, how do you want it?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Square Cut

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

The Dandy

Purple dress

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Beard fails

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

A meeting on the pier