Quirky Eyewear Lover Mugs

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...