Quirky Event Host Gifts

"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The devil you know and his plus one

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Happy new year!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

New Year's eve plans!

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

A cocktail in a tuba

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

"And now, let’s welcome our keynote speaker... I truly have no idea who this person is, that’s how good and ghosty they are."

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

Ventriloquists dummy

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

'Honey, the guests are almost here and I just realized we don't have enough food. Do you have any suggestions of what they could eat?'

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."