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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Hay Rides $10

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Football Crazy strip six

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Don Quixote

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"I can't eat all that."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Tandem cyclists

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

"But he's no longer with us."

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Snakeboarding.