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"How come I always end up sitting next to the weirdo?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Hay Rides $10

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Football Crazy strip six

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Don Quixote

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'What's wrong with you?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"I can't eat all that."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Fly fishing.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Tandem cyclists

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."