Quirky Education Scene Fan Mugs

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Monkey Business College

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Benjamin Franklin

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"I dreamed I was being chased by a giant standardized test."

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

Graduation at the executioner's school

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Keep students on their toes...

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

'Here - I did my math homework, but the details are still sketchy.'

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'