Quirky Display Enthusiast Mugs

'How do you like the new display?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Book Worm

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Telephone Box

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

TV Repair 101.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

"How is the new hearing aid?"

ECO razor

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'