Quirky Display Enthusiast Prints

'How do you like the new display?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Book Worm

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Telephone Box

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

TV Repair 101.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

ECO razor

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'