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Echo echo.

The Running of the Brie

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Jasper's Limo Service.

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Freak Accident Specialist

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

Sans Paroles

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"That's the last time I let you drive."

'Hey, all right, they got a keg.'

I can never remember which goes better with fish, red blood cells or white.

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

Annual Umpire's Banquet.

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

Hitch-hiking spider with sign - 'Bath'.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Clancy Strip:Bad Service at the Diner

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."

Just Abducted.

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!