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Echo echo.

The Running of the Brie

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Jasper's Limo Service.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

Sans Paroles

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"That's the last time I let you drive."

'Hey, all right, they got a keg.'

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

Hitch-hiking spider with sign - 'Bath'.

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Clancy Strip:Bad Service at the Diner

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."

Just Abducted.

Fertility Clinic

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

"Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia and a cup of coffee."