Quirky Date Fan Mugs

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Love is in the air...

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"So, do you come here often?"

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Beachy Hair

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'