Quirky Date Fan Mugs

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Jarvis Cocker

Love is in the air...

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"So, do you come here often?"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Builders fashion range

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.