Quirky Criminal Outcome Admirer Gifts

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Fake Counterfeit Money

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

Feeding The Lions At The Zoo

'Can he call you back? He's being read his Miranda rights!'

'He knew too much!'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."