Quirky Countryside Stories Pillows

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'Your barn door's open.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Shooting in Ireland

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Something above the common

Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding

Jaeger

Trilby - 'The happy life'.

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

Easter Bunny

A suit of scarecrows