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History of Cooking: Basic Recipes

cookbook for pica patients

101 Placenta Recipes

Party time.

Cook in the cookery section.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Cheese Secret

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'My French is not so good.'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

Michel Roux Jr

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Chernobyl Chow

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

Salvador Deli

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

Field guide to North American plumbers

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'Blasphemous? Christ no!'

Ventriloquism for Gummies

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

Dave's How to Puke Book.