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'Blasphemous? Christ no!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'A is for Arse.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"I have an app for that."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Biliard Enthusiast

Home Sweet Second Home.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"Paper or plastic?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Carl Sandburg.