Collector Of Quirky Books Prints

'Blasphemous? Christ no!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'A is for Arse.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Paper or plastic?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Biliard Enthusiast

You trip on it, you buy it.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

Carl Sandburg.