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Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Men's cooking'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Vegetable Cook

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men