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"Yipes! Grownups!!"

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

Lotsa Ducks.

What makes you think people don't respect you, jerk?

'On your personals ad, you say you're a butcher...that's fascinating. Tell me about that...'

Singles Bar - "Yes I'm a dog but I've got a great personality."

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

"And one last question, why do fools fall in love?"

'I think the customers don't like my because sometimes I seem to be a bit strange. My dog says so, too.'

'Is he expecting you?'

Female impersonator in phone booth.

Final Analysis.

What would be your least favourite way to die? - 'Drowning I guess.' - 'Good... good.' - '' - 'Why couldn't he jsut say 'happy birthday', like everybody else?' - '' -

'I'll show you my etchings if you show me your piercings.'

'Can you wait a minute while I clean off the couch? -- I just had a leather fetishist in here.'

"Joke's on her, I don't have a roommate."

''Lousy tip?' Hey, thanks to your salary, you can't afford dangerous things like fast cars, booze or risky kinds of sport! you better be grateful!'

'Dude? I thought you liked homos...If liberals are against it, then I'm for it!!!...Yes to GAY MARRIAGE!'

"Ibuprofen, heat and no air-quoting for two weeks."

"If an outsider can't use your bathroom, can I please have a spare urine specimen jar?"

"I'm so glad we had the fish."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"... Yes. And I'm wearing a mask, so what's the problem?!"

"Whoa! Well excuse me - some of us are still social distancing!"

"Crazy busy—you?"

'Please don't sit there. I don't want to suffer the effects of passive baldness.'

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

"Personally, I like the 'Times' in color."

"Their house is full of shit and feathers just like the rest of us."

"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

"I happen."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"