Quirky Conversation Starters Pillows

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I'm worried I might be amorphous."

Perhaps you can settle something for us. The waitress says you asked for a parasol because you think tiny raindrops might fall in your drink. The bouncer says it's a signal to fellow cult members. The manager says it's a cry for help. I say you're just a pretentious jerk. So ... who's right? ! !

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

'I think you should know, I have woodworm'.

"Hello darling. I may be home late tonight. I've just got two potential contenders for the, 'all you can eat platter'."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"He gets easily abstracted."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”