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This is not what I had in mind.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Kong

Big business is not evil

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."

Spring Rituals

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

Log in, paper out.

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.

"Puff. . . I'm recycled."

The Traditional Board Game Company.

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

Box Lunch: $10

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

'I wonder what is going to happen?'

"I've never needed health insurance - I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."

"I know you and Magdalena don't get along too well...but it's great when she visits. She's so giving!"

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'