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This is not what I had in mind.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Kong

Big business is not evil

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Log in, paper out.

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

Spring Rituals

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

The Traditional Board Game Company.

The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

Box Lunch: $10

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

Misfortune Cookie

'I wonder what is going to happen?'

"I've never needed health insurance - I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'John thinks I'm part of the furniture.'