Quirky Competition Watcher Prints

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

bird interprets modern art

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Costume - What costume?'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Fake."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Tug the Toggle

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Space Hopper Rodeo

Strange Wrestling

Umbrella fight.