Quirky Competition Watcher Mugs

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

bird interprets modern art

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Costume - What costume?'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

A Man mixing up his sports.

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Tug the Toggle

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Fake."

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Strange Wrestling

Space Hopper Rodeo

Damien Hirst

I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen. Tuesdays! Wet Socks Contest!