Quirky Company Culture Lover Gifts

"This candidate is completely qualified, but I don't think his ping-pong skills are quite what we're hoping for."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Staff support"

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"At this office no two days are different."

"We have an acronym!"

Nun Fight.

Parade of Businessmen

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I think you might need to start again."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."