Quirky Collection Curators Mugs

"I think you wound it too tight."

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Piranhaclaus

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Board Game Hunter

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Crystal Ball Plug

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Well, they look friendly enough."