Quirky Character Organizer Pillows

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Victorian Gentleman

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"I beg to differ."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flytrap nerd.

Freak Family.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Flatware Follies.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.