Quirky Character Organizer Mugs

Gimme a hot chocolate. On the rocks. Straight. Lady troubles? And how. Old Mr. Mort told me if I wanted to appeal to the ladies, I should watch some old black and white movies and do what those guys do. So I started jogging downstairs sideways like Cary Grant. I said "see!" after every sentence like James Cagney. I ran in place and yelled "whoop-whoop-whoop!" like Curly. All the girls loved it. But now I have four playdates scheduled at the same time! Not at all where I thought that was going.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"I beg to differ."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Flytrap nerd.

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Flatware Follies.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Andy Warhol

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."