Cheeky Organizer Mugs

'My parents are at work, so I'm having a yard sale of their stuff.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

Thong World.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Gimme a hot chocolate. On the rocks. Straight. Lady troubles? And how. Old Mr. Mort told me if I wanted to appeal to the ladies, I should watch some old black and white movies and do what those guys do. So I started jogging downstairs sideways like Cary Grant. I said "see!" after every sentence like James Cagney. I ran in place and yelled "whoop-whoop-whoop!" like Curly. All the girls loved it. But now I have four playdates scheduled at the same time! Not at all where I thought that was going.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

Library DIY Section

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

'It the thought that counts.'

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

Hokey Kokey accounts

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"