"He was a man of high caliber and we will all miss him greatly."
Quirky Ceremonial Lover T-Shirts
Gift your quirky ceremonial lover a playful t-shirt that showcases their fun-loving spirit. Ideal for making any celebration or casual day more amusing and memorable.
"I love you, you big fool."
Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...
A salute of scouts
'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'
"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."
"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'
'Does my head look big in this?'
"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."
'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'
"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."
"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."
Tribal masks.
"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."
'I even love the way you snore!'
"Happy new year!"
"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"
'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'
"I find myself strangely attracted to you."
'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'
"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"
"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."
The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.
Four ballerinas
"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."
"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."
Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn
'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'
'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''
Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'
The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria
Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.
"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."
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