Quirky Cat Lovers Prints

"This app alerts me when I'm being selfish, unsocial or temperamental. I need to change my personality, because it alerts me every minute of the day."

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

"He was a sea rescue."

The practical psychopath

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Fish in Water Cooler.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'