Quirky Cat Lovers Prints

"This app alerts me when I'm being selfish, unsocial or temperamental. I need to change my personality, because it alerts me every minute of the day."

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

The practical psychopath

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.